I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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