You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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