Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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