If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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