He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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