Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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