There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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