When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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