You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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