is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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