I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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