We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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