i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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