cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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