the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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