I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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