Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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