I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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