i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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