the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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