I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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