No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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