? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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