her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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