Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You took a bar mat shot.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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