i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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