Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just google imaged poop.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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