I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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