I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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