We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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