Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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