remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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