okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
