the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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