Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
