We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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