i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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