So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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