She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't deserve a penis
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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