Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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