why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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