It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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