if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The Olympian is in my bed
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