He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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