I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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