You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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