Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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