these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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