He is an equal opportunity slut.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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