Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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