I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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