i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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