fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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