It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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