last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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