thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Boobs speak an international language.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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