the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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