Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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